*stifling my laughter*  

Oh, man. I heard that “Chuck Norris Fact” the other day and it cracks me up every time I think of it. Speaking of giving blood, there are some pretty cool opportunities this weekend:

• Friday, July 18th – 5pm to 9pm – Wood Village’s ninth annual City Nite Out –A blood drive accompanied by parades, music, games and prizes. 
• Saturday, July 19th – 7:30am to 1pm –  ¡Se habla Español! A Bilingual Blood Drive here at the Portland Donor Center (3131 N. Vancouver Ave.) for both English and Spanish-speaking donors. Translators will be available.