Hurricane Is The New Black

Thanks to Ike, hurricane gear has become a fashion trend! (See Hurricanes Are Haters and Hurricane Socks.)

The latest Ike-inspired tee is simply called I Survived Ike. Designer Michael Porter – resident of the Ike-stricken city of Middletown, Texas – is donating $3 of every sale to the Red Cross.
Do you think I could legitimately wear the shirt since I survived working through the hectic days of Ike even though I wasn’t in Texas?
I haven’t yet figured out how to order these online, but once I do I’ll let you know.