I totally passed the drill! This is my shiny new CPR certification card (which also, apparently, doubles as an eyepatch.)
It says, “This recognizes that Robin Parker has completed the requirement for CPR – Adult.”
But I think it should give me a special certification for CPR – Really Tall People because I saved Eldon – who is a good foot taller than me – and let me tell you abdominal thrusts are not easy from that angle!
By the way, if you want your very own CPR card/eyepatch you can go here.