Oregon Trail Chapter CEO Abducted by Aliens
Here is the proof; our “fearless” leader has been abducted by aliens. His whereabouts are unknown. There is a clone now occupying his office which explains a lot of recent behaviors.
The numerous recent trips to less populated parts of the state put him at risk of this abduction, he should have known.
It can be assured that on the 31st of this month many more unusual characters will be seen wandering the halls. After this our fearless leader should return and with it, some manner of normalcy in the workplace as well. At least we can hope…
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Even scarier than being abducted by aliens is being abducted by Mr. Potato Head!
p.s. I love the labels this falls under. Hahaha.
Your chapter seems to have a lot of abductions… What is it about Oregon Trail that makes you so attractive to all these kidnappers?? Hmmm.