Remember what I already told you about Vampire Kitties? I tried to warn you, but you didn’t listen. Forget about garlic as a means of defense; Vampire Kitties are instantly repelled by the sight of blood donors. Sign up to donate blood today and you’ll never have to worry again about a Vampire Kitty attacking you in your sleep. Just look at what a Vampire Kitty did to this sweet little guy!

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the writing of this blog.Photos:1) ihasahotdog.com 2) etsy.com artist Minoupitou