If you, like Beyonce, have been wondering where to find all the single ladies, I’ve got the answer…

…they’re headed to Singles CPR this Wednesday night!

In all due seriousness, the class is about 80% women, so if you’re a single guy, you’re almost guaranteed to have great luck landing a date. Who wouldn’t want to participate with odds like that?

So sign up now. And, in the interim, enjoy a clip from my favorite guilty pleasure, Glee.