[In my best booming movie trailer voice…]
In a city where ice is infrequent and tornadoes are even rarer… In a community that thought they were prepared for anything… They weren’t prepared for…. ICE TWISTERS!!!
That’s not the real trailer. I just made it up. I have no clue what the real trailer says because we can’t find it.
Here’s what we know:
There’s a new SyFy channel movie – apparently filmed in Portland – in which they’ve invented a wacky new super-disaster: ice tornadoes. Unfortunately, since its debut this weekend, no one can find any info about it. Was it so cheesy that they felt the need to remove all traces of its existence from the internet??
Portland Mercury reporter, Patrick Alan Coleman, is on the case. If you have any information – like where to view a trailer of this soon-to-be-classic film – let him know.
By the way, if – given today’s windy conditions – you want to brush up on storm safety or regular old ice-free tornadoes, we’ve got you covered at: