The kidnappers have spoken.

Below you’ll find exactly what the evil-doers who snatched Greg Biffle [‘s lifesize cardboard cutout] want from all of us. I assure you, these are their exact words (my additions in red), sent from this address.

I have Greg and unless my demands are met, Greg will be forced to drive for a non-Red Cross racing team and he will not be allowed to donate any more blood!
1) 50 units of blood need to be donated at the Friends and Family Drive between 8:30 am and 1:30 pm on Tuesday, August 19. (Call 528-5608 to register)
2) You will get 50 people registered for preparedness training by Wednesday, August 20. (Register for CPR/AED or other training here)
3) 1 plate of brownies.
4) 1 bag of Chocolate Chip Soft Batch Cookies.

The brownies and the cookies must be delivered at 12:30 pm, Thursday, August 21 in the atrium. Greg will be released upon delivery. Come alone and don’t try any monkey business! Or else!!! Don’t tempt me to elaborate . . .

Clearly we’re dealing with a loose cannon that possesses a world-class sweet tooth. But you heard him/her…help us get Greg back by giving blood or getting prepared. Or baking.

P.S. Attention volunteer (and blog reader) Jeff Anderson!! Your mom bakes the best brownies. Can you pass the word along that we’ll need a plate on Thursday, Aug. 21?