Oh kidnapper. You think you’re so smart with the brownies and the cookies and all. But we have figured you out.
See, we just got an e-mail from our boss that explained that the Friends and Family Blood Drive in which you want us to participate NOW includes a Bake-Off.
Clearly this means that you have not only stolen Greg Biffle [‘s lifesize cardboard cutout], but that you will also be stealing Jeff’s mom’s brownies and entering them in the Bake-Off as your own. THAT IS JUST PLAIN EVIL.
You are lucky that Robin and I have already signed up to give blood on Tuesday at 10:45 a.m. If we hadn’t written it in permanent marker and put it in our Outlook calendars, we would have cancelled out of disgust over your attempts to claim delicious baked goods as your own.