Hahahahahaha! …Oh… Okay, I’m calming down now. [Deep breath to stop the laughter.] Whew.

A friend just sent me this photo she saw on FAIL Blog. And, yes, I must agree those are really not good instructions for a fire. “Leave as fast as you do at closing time.” That pretty much depends on how much the person reading that sign likes their job, right?

In all seriousness, I hope being featured on FAIL Blog prompts them to get a new sign because bad fire instructions are SO not funny.

Want some better fire tips? OregonRedCross.org/homefires