Would You Like Some Candy?

Not an April Fool’s joke we’d recommend, but funny nonetheless. How often does your workplace conduct fire alarm/candy drills? [via Izismile]

The Coolest Commemorative Item Ever

Can something commemorate a natural disaster and be TOTALLY AWESOME? The answer is yes. If you couldn’t tell from the image, this is a genuine Jim Beam bourbon whiskey bottle, […]

Portland Pirate Pride!

“Avast ye bilge-sucking seadog! Keelhaul the scallywag over Davy Jones’ locker! …Are you completely confused? If so, you need to brush up on your Pirate English! This weekend is the […]

Laugh…Help Save Lives.

Do you like to laugh? To answer “no” to this question would be pretty difficult. That’s why we want to promote self-described “part time novelist and full time narcissist” Robert […]


If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you might know that while I am a foodie, I am definitely not a chef. Take, for example, this conversation that […]

I’m Already On It…

I’ve said it before (and before that and before that) and I’ll say it again. I love someecards. They always seem to read my mind…and the weather reports. If you’re […]