Tag: Red Cross Racing

Biffle Kidnappers Revealed!

With all the action on the Blog-Off front, we nearly forgot about the kidnapping of Greg Biffle [‘s lifesize cardboard cutout]. If you recall, after a threatening phone call, numerous […]

Biffle’s Life Hangs In The Balance

Okay, the kidnapper is getting a little testy. This time, he/she has hoisted Greg Biffle [‘s lifesize cardboard cutout] up to the tip top of the Fremont Bridge. And then […]

An Open Letter To The Biffle Kidnapper

Oh kidnapper. You think you’re so smart with the brownies and the cookies and all. But we have figured you out. See, we just got an e-mail from our boss […]

Biffle Kidnapper Wants Your Children!

Another day, another threat to Greg Biffle [‘s lifesize cardboard cutout]’s life. This time, the kidnapper seem to be taking Greg on a whirlwind tour of N. Portland. From what […]

Biffle Kidnapping: No Laughing Matter

Lesson learned: the kidnappers have no sense of humor. I sent them a note yesterday, implying that their ransom requests sounded like little more than a picnic in the cafeteria […]

Biffle’s Kidnappers Spell Out Their Demands

The kidnappers have spoken. Below you’ll find exactly what the evil-doers who snatched Greg Biffle [‘s lifesize cardboard cutout] want from all of us. I assure you, these are their […]

Spotted: Proof Of Greg Biffle’s Capture

So it has been determined. On Monday morning, the marketing and development staff have scheduled an urgent meeting. We’ll be discussing how to raise money for the “Save Greg Biffle […]

Who Took Greg Biffle???

First of all, I have a confession to make. I have lied to you, dear readers, and I feel just terrible about it. But what’s even more terrible is that […]